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Hyaluronic Acid

An acid in time saves lines.

Coastal Cowgirl Hat

Admittedly, its too much.

Jibbitz

Pogs for your feet!

Magnesium

It's A Thing is not responsible if this reacts with haloalkanes to give Grignard reagents.

Class: A Guide Through the American Status System

Resistance is Fussell.

Adidas Samba Classic

Y tu samba tambiƩn

Stackable Bodega Glasses

Once you stack, you never go back.

Birkie Boston Clog

A shoe mullet

Kirkland Slides

Because you have no where to run...

Non-BlendJet Portable Blender

It's not disappointing, it's Hamilton Beach.

Collapsible Straw

Be that friend.

Dyson Airwrap

Well my name is Dyson and I'm here to say, I made this thing expensive in my usual way.

IR Sauna

You deserve it.

Face Stickers

It's like a tattoo for cowards.

Terrazzo Kitchen Rug

The pattern of our lives.

Olaplex

Embrace the bougie.

Lego

It's a Thing is not responsible for inevitable foot contusions.

Blundstones

Cute boots

Nokia Flip Phone

Is this how you want to express your Y2K nostalgia? Go for it!

Caviar

Tsar on the streets.... also tsar in the sheets.

Stanley Tumbler

Too much water, or NEVER ENOUGH?!?!?!

Beret

Are berets back? If so, you'll be ready!

Elote Flavored Almonds

Add some Elote to your life!